Stud Barry Talks
Kylie Gilmore here with Barry Furnukle for FIVE HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS. Barry is the hero of my story Almost in Love.
KYLIE: What’s your best sex move?
BARRY: I’m excellent at role playing. You should’ve seen the first time Amber—
AMBER: Excuse me?
BARRY: Amber? What’re you doing here? I told you, you get your turn in a few weeks, sweetheart.
AMBER: You are NOT telling them about our sex life, are you, Bare?
AMBER: What’s the question?
BARRY: Best sex move?
AMBER: Shouldn’t I be the judge of that?
AMBER: All of them.
AMBER: Did you or did you not make me howl?
BARRY: I did.
AMBER: Moving on.
KYLIE: Barry, how did you move out of the friend zone?
BARRY: One mind-blowing kiss.
AMBER: It really was mind-blowing, Bare.
BARRY: Thanks, love.
AMBER: Thank—oh, Bare!
KYLIE: What would you say is Amber’s best feature?
AMBER: Good answer.
BARRY: That was a trick question, sweetheart. If I said your ass, you’d say what’s wrong with my breasts? If I said your breasts, you’d say what about my hips?
AMBER: So my best feature is just my body?
BARRY: Err…I knew this was a trick question. I love you.
BARRY: Well, what would you say was my best feature?
AMBER: Your kindness.
BARRY: I saw how you looked at my abs the other day.
AMBER: They are…spectacular.
BARRY: So’s your ass.
AMBER: I don’t think that’s what Kylie was asking.
BARRY: Amber is perfect in every way.
AMBER: Aww…that’s not true.
BARRY: I’m a lucky man.
KYLIE: What do you consider the perfect first date?
BARRY: For some people. It’s important to do something you both enjoy. We both enjoy birding.
AMBER: It’s fun sometimes.
BARRY: I know when you think it’s fun.
AMBER: I hope so.
BARRY: She screams so loud the birds take off. Be careful about that, serious birders!
KYLIE: Favorite sex position?
AMBER: He’s an animal.
BARRY: She loves it.
AMBER: I do.
Okay! Thank you Barry and Amber for a lovely chat. Where did they go? Oh, no. I did NOT just see that. Get a room!